Retarded Wenger reassures Arsenal fans over his future

Arsenal manager Arsene
Wenger has dismissed weekend speculation that he was considering
his future at the club, telling fans before their Champions
League clash with Borussia Dortmund on Wedmesday he had no
intention of leaving. 

Wenger, 62, was quoted in the English media as saying he
would consider his position at the end of this season after an
interview with L'Equipe Magazine. 

"You may have read different stories about me in the press
over the weekend, but all I really need to say is that Arsenal
is the club of my life," Wenger said in the programme notes. 

"I have a contract that I will honour and the only way that
I would one day consider that position is if I feel that I am
not doing well enough for the club. 

"You cannot say that you love the club, and ignore it when
you have a disaster as we did at the start of the season.